I think dirt and white shirts go perfectly together. Daddy thinks otherwise for some reason. We even got some of the dirt I like wet and made it sticky and darker. This made it more fun to play in while daddy chased me around saying “No” or “Get out of the dirt”. I of course ran in the opposite direction from him but he seemed to be faster than me and always made me leave the dirt. I showed him who was boss by going back to the dirt as soon as I could. Fun stuff dirt. Try dirt sometime with water. It makes for a fun time in the backyard.